Cops practice shooting

Before and after marriage

What men actually mean to say

Road sign for men and women

Don't get mad, get even

Unspoken Communication

World records (facilities)

World biggest indoor swimming pool World Water Park Edmonton, Alberta, Canada with size of 5 Acres

World biggest stadium Maracana stadium Brazil has the capacity of 199,000

World costiest stadium
New Wembley Stadium, London has 90,000 capacities and was built with cost of $1.6 billion

World records (infrastructures)

Most complex interchanges Interstate 10 Highways Interchange Houston, Texas

World longest bridge Donghai Bridge, China is 32.5km

World widest bridge Sydney harbor bridge, Australia has 16 lanes of car traffic, which 8 lanes in the upper floor, 8 in the lower floor

World busiest airport
J.F.K International Airport, New York, USA

World records (buildings)

World largest shopping mall
South China Mall, Dongguan, China has 892,000 meter-square shops on 6 floors

World biggest office complex Chicago Merchandise Mart Illinois, USA

World tallest building
Burj Dubai is 900 meters high and completed in 2008

World biggest hotel MGM Grand Hotel Las Vegas has 6,276 rooms

World largest palace Palace of the Parliament Bucharest, Romania has more than 500 bedrooms, 55 kitchens, 120 sitting rooms

World record (place of worships)

World largest mosque

Shah Feisal mosque….. Islamabad …… Pakistan

World biggest roman catholic cathedral
Ivory Coast

World biggest church building

Chapel Canaanland Otta, Nigeria

World records (transportation)

World biggest bus

Neoplan Jumbo - cruiser……..2 in 1 bus….double deck bus……170 passenger capacity

World biggest airplane

Airbus A380………..555 Passengers

World biggest passenger ship

MS Freedom of the Seas……4300 passenger Capacity Inside

Mind reading

Beauty secret

Don't park illegally

Who is stealing your special moment?

Japanese/Chinese Eye Test

If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the corner of your eyes as if you were Japanese/Chinese. Keep pulling until your eyes are almost closed...It works.

New Gym Concept !!!

How fast the years goes by

A girl can change your goal

Getting Married

Most aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Apathy, Love and Hatred

The opposite of love is not hate. The opposite of love is utter and complete apathy.

Hatred towards someone gives them influence over your life. Forgetting about them utterly defeats them.

Secret of a Happy Married Life

Once I was asked by my Friend, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

I said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and Respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

He asked, "Can you explain?"

I said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other decisions."

Still not convinced, Friend asked me "Give me some examples"

I said, "Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

He asked, "Then what is your role?"

I said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Tiger Woods should retire, etc etc and Do you know one thing, My wife NEVER, EVER objects to any of these decisions"