Stress Reliever #1 
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? 
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your 
picture and the problem disappears. 
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? 
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can 
there be greater than this one?"  
Stress Reliever # 2 
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and 
lighten your burden. 
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or 
troubles. 
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.  
Stress Reliever # 3 
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give 
up my seat to a lady. 
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. 
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. 
Stress Reliever # 4 
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the 
night?" 
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear." 
Wife to husband: "What? At 
2 am?! " 
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs." 
Stress Reliever # 5 
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." 
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." 
Stress Reliever # 6 
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".. 
"My father grows beans," said one student. 
"My father cooks beans," said another. 
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans." 
Stress Reliever # 7 
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a 
millionaire to?" 
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." 
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What wer e you before you 
married her?" 
Millionaire: "A Billionaire" 
Stress Reliever # 8 
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. 
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. 
Stress Reliever # 9 
A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex? 
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone. 
Stress Reliever # 10 
Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man yo u are 
sleeping with? 
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others! 
Stress Reliever # 11 
Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S . ? 
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side. 
Stress Reliever # 12 
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or 
my sexy body? 
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour. 
Stress Reliever # 13 
Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you 
having your meals three times a day as I have advised? 
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.