Wife: Oye!what are you doing?
Husband: Recording this baby’s voice.
Wife: Why?
Husband: When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this
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Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why??
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!
Great...
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